Dear World:

No matter what you do, do *not* introduce your parents to Skype or webcams. You will spend the REST OF YOUR LIFE *watching* them make hotel reservations, critique your study habits and offer advice. When you're listening, at least you can multi-task!

Yes, I realize it's an awesome program. Yes, I know it's connectivity and that it's thrilling for them to see their grandbaby. Yes, I know that it's free. Yes, I know that seeing your parents is valuable but it will SUCK YOUR LIFE AWAY.

This is my advice, dear world. Just think about what I've said.


Lovingly,

Steph